Christmas giggles!


#1

Just for something fun to do- tell me the best christmas cracker jokes you can think of…:rofl:

** :mrs_claus:GO!!:mrs_claus:**


#2

My wee boy told quite a good one this morning and I cannot remember it - GAH! Will pop back on if it comes back to me.

Shamelessly nicked from Darren of va-websites.co.uk:
Q: Who is the only VA in Star Wars?
A: Darth VA-dar!


#3

Who hides in a bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy!


#4

Q: Why do :ghost: live in the fridge?
A: Because it’s cool!


#5

brilliant! I had to tell my other half this one!!:rofl:


#6

i love it!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:


#7

What do you get when you cross a fish and 2 elephants??

wait for it…

here’s the suspense…

keep going…

SWIMMING TRUNKS!!!

Happy Christmas/ hannukah/ whatever you celebrate… enjoy the holidays!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts::smiling_face_with_three_hearts: